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Post by azmodeus on Jan 29, 2018 11:42:03 GMT
The Novus Horseburger Manufactory (or how to eat fantastic)
Disclaimer: The product „Horseburger and Chips“ is a FANTASTIC RECIPE that i managed to pull out of the remains of a champion goblin, and is from a time when violence and eternal fighting characterized my life. Now that i settled down and live the life of a peacefull person, i wanna give the ultimate culinaric experience to Novus.
Product warranty: The meat i use is from my own breed. Every horse did grew up happily outside of small pens on a huge area of green gras. After those horses did die a natural death, i honoured their remains with a RARE BUTCHERING KNIFE wielded with a BUTCHERING SKILL OF 99. The MINCED HORSEMEAT and FAT i use in my product are in every aspect just exeptional.
The KETCHUP which i use is blended together with a COOKING SKILL OF 90 and is in no way inferior to the meat. This spicy delicacy contains CHOPPED FENNEL, GRINDED GINGER and CHOPPED BASIL which i carefully picked up with a GARDENING SKILL OF 73. The CHOPPED TOMATOES, CHOPPED ONION, CHOPPED GARLIC and fine SUGAR are from my own fields which benefits from the fertile land of the north-west island of novus. I harvest them with a FARMING SKILL OF 81. The incredible intense VINEGAR is rounding up this spicy dream, which i aquire from my supplier „Sluggyguy“.
The BREAD that gently envelops the whole product is from my own trustfully bakery and is made with a BAKING SKILL OF 75. The DOUGH used is made of finest FLOUR, grinded with a MILLING SKILL OF 78 and contains WATER from an ancient spring.
Together with crispy FRITES and a big portion of CHOPPED TOMATOES, the product is carefully cooked in a RARE FRYING PAN with a HOT COOKING SKILL of 72, which sums up the final quality of my product to QL 77.
What do you get?
Name: Horseburger and Chips Weight: 4,15kg Quality: 77+ CCFP: instant recovery (from 0% to 100%, up to 138 times per Burger)
Price: 15 Copper
For maximized effectivity CCFP/affinity do "eat" and then instantly hit ESC-button. then eat crap after to fill up foodbar. For a nutrition of 90% eat always Horseburgers. This gives you another 4% skillbonus for EVERY skill and is better for my business as well...
How to use my Service: ■ If you want to order horseburgers, please write in this topic or pm me ingame
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Post by azmodeus on Jan 29, 2018 13:37:37 GMT
The first Wave of "Burger of the Day" (Burger Number 01) will be cooked and CoDèd tomorrow morning!
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Post by sluggyguy on Jan 29, 2018 16:29:15 GMT
Heck i'll take the first "burger of the day"
COD to sluggyguy
Thanks!
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Post by taka on Jan 29, 2018 16:48:28 GMT
holy moly please take me to flavortown & CoD to Takah
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Post by azmodeus on Jan 29, 2018 18:59:37 GMT
Thank you for the support Fellas!
By the way, the values are even higher then stated first. It is up to 345 Hours (!!!) of Affinity and the CCFP go from 0% to 100% with a single bite. Just tested it with 0% CCFP.
Looking Forward to start my Business tomorrow morning.
Greetings, Azmodeus
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Post by Dweia on Jan 29, 2018 19:04:11 GMT
haha, this is just too brilliant not to be a part of I would love to be among the first to order a burger of the day (COD Dweia) - just please don't let my horses know what's in it ....not good for my reputation as a caring horse-mom
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Post by azmodeus on Jan 30, 2018 9:28:34 GMT
Hello!
Burgers of the Day "Burger Number 01" have just been CODèd to:
Sluggyguy Takah Dweia Whinebarrel
My own BotD gave me Meditation Affinity. Yummy!
Next BotD`s will be cooked and sended tomorrow Morning, same time as today.
Greetings, Azmodeus
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Post by Wreck on Jan 30, 2018 11:20:31 GMT
I'll take a burger of the day.
-Wrecked (Novus)
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Post by Dweia on Jan 30, 2018 16:52:55 GMT
Just making sure I will keep getting the burger of the day by signing up ...or do I need to sign up for a new on a daily basis ?
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Post by azmodeus on Jan 30, 2018 19:52:51 GMT
Hello Fellas! Just returned from my workingday and im very happy and proud that so many people are interested into my service!
Wreck Will gladly add you to the tomorrow-morning-delivery!
Dweia Thats a good point, will add a section for "daily subscribers" in the starting post. Will send you the burger daily until you un-subscribe. Thank you for your confidence!
"Burger Number 02" will be cooked and CODéd tomorrow morning!
Greetings, Azmodeus
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Post by azmodeus on Jan 31, 2018 9:15:41 GMT
A tasty good morning!
Burgers of the Day "Burger Number 02" have been cooked and CODèd to:
Dweia Wrecked Zenreich
My own BotD gave me weapon smithing affinity. Yummy!
Next BotD`s will be cooked and sended tomorrow Morning, same time as today.
Greetings, Azmodeus
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Post by arivald on Jan 31, 2018 13:09:46 GMT
I would like to order a burger as well, COD to Arivald
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Post by Wreck on Jan 31, 2018 13:46:11 GMT
Mmmm that burger was tasty. May I have another please?
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Post by azmodeus on Jan 31, 2018 14:30:53 GMT
arivaldWreckAdded your order to the tomorrow-morning-cooking! As a reminder, it is always possible to subscribe for a daily "Burger of the Day" (see starting post bottom) until you un-subscribe, that way you dont miss your favourite affinity and your nutition is always at 90%+ for a 4% skillbonus for every skill on top. Greetings, Azmodeus
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Post by azmodeus on Feb 1, 2018 8:45:19 GMT
Good morning!
Burgers of the Day "Burger Number 03" have been cooked and CODèd to:
Dweia Wrecked Arivald
My own BotD gave me body strengh. My favourite so far... *gg*
Next BotD`s will be cooked and sended tomorrow Morning, same time as today.
Greetings, Azmodeus
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