Post by eXcel on Mar 1, 2018 0:03:25 GMT
Rejoice, good citizens of Novus!
The Venerable Kyklops, first and currently last of his kind, shall terrorize us no more, for a team of brave
adventurers from the mighty Holy Ramen Empire have managed to track him down!
The Venerable Kyklops, first and currently last of his kind, shall terrorize us no more, for a team of brave
adventurers from the mighty Holy Ramen Empire have managed to track him down!
"Hurgh?"
The Team:
- Arivald, Chief Slacker of HRE and the Kyklops' new favourite clubbing/hurling toy
- Vitez the Unstable, who willingly sacrificed himself twice during the chase for.. nothing, actually
- Excel the Extremely Extraordinary, Haver of Many Titles
- Naeah a.k.a. Naeberry, who provided emotional support and is generally just nice to have around
The one-eyed monstrosity has been led to his prison beneath Event Arena South where he shall now await hisfair and unbiased trial brutal execution via mob of bloodthirsty players for his variety of crimes - including, but not limited to, clubbing private property for fun, chasing down and flinging around innocent noobs and wearing a makeshift loincloth in public that failed to conceal what no mortal should ever be forced to gaze upon.
File photo of the Kyklops and his huge club. Other huge things censored for your convenience.
Naeah, newly appointed public relations spokesperson of the Holy Ramen Empire, had the opportunity to interview the Kyklops before the dungeon was sealed by local event manager Arbi.
Naeah: Mr. Klops, do you want to comment on the crimes you are accused of?
Kyklops: Kyklops like to club.
Naeah: I see. So, will you plead guilty for using your club to smash people's property?
Kyklops: Kyklops damage properly?
Naeah: Property.
Kyklops: Club good. Smash much stuff. Property of Kyklops. Made myself.
Naeah: Uh, well, nice work. What about the many helpless citizens you scared off, hurt and, as far as we know, killed?
Kyklops: Me hungry.
Naeah: So, you say you wanted to eat them?
Kyklops: Me hungry. Always hungry. Human taste good.
Naeah: That's no reason to murder innocent people.
Kyklops: (with an empty stare) Uhh...?
Naeah: Whatever. You are also accused of not being adequatly dressed in public and...
(Kyklops lifts his loincloth to scratch himself in the groin)
From what we could gather from the records, the interview ended abruptly at this point. The Kyklops was locked away beneath the sands of the southern desert and Naeah is currently seeking out a Fo priest to heal her eyes, which she gouged out herself for reasons she is not willing to disclose at this time.
- Arivald, Chief Slacker of HRE and the Kyklops' new favourite clubbing/hurling toy
- Vitez the Unstable, who willingly sacrificed himself twice during the chase for.. nothing, actually
- Excel the Extremely Extraordinary, Haver of Many Titles
- Naeah a.k.a. Naeberry, who provided emotional support and is generally just nice to have around
The one-eyed monstrosity has been led to his prison beneath Event Arena South where he shall now await his
File photo of the Kyklops and his huge club. Other huge things censored for your convenience.
Naeah, newly appointed public relations spokesperson of the Holy Ramen Empire, had the opportunity to interview the Kyklops before the dungeon was sealed by local event manager Arbi.
Naeah: Mr. Klops, do you want to comment on the crimes you are accused of?
Kyklops: Kyklops like to club.
Naeah: I see. So, will you plead guilty for using your club to smash people's property?
Kyklops: Kyklops damage properly?
Naeah: Property.
Kyklops: Club good. Smash much stuff. Property of Kyklops. Made myself.
Naeah: Uh, well, nice work. What about the many helpless citizens you scared off, hurt and, as far as we know, killed?
Kyklops: Me hungry.
Naeah: So, you say you wanted to eat them?
Kyklops: Me hungry. Always hungry. Human taste good.
Naeah: That's no reason to murder innocent people.
Kyklops: (with an empty stare) Uhh...?
Naeah: Whatever. You are also accused of not being adequatly dressed in public and...
(Kyklops lifts his loincloth to scratch himself in the groin)
From what we could gather from the records, the interview ended abruptly at this point. The Kyklops was locked away beneath the sands of the southern desert and Naeah is currently seeking out a Fo priest to heal her eyes, which she gouged out herself for reasons she is not willing to disclose at this time.
It is now up to the citizens of Novus to decide upon a date and time for the execution of the mighty Kyklops!
(Note to Wreck/Triton: Add poll with possible slaying times if you like.)
(Note to Wreck/Triton: Add poll with possible slaying times if you like.)
