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Post by Wreck on Jan 28, 2018 7:03:50 GMT
Author: Elfin
BREAKING NEWS –
Strange speed bumps have appeared just outside Haven at the Concrete Jungle. Closer inspection revealed that they were the embalmed corpses of seals. No wonder Liberty has a no seals. Who could have done this??   Speed bumps have appeared at the Concrete Jungle. Locals quickly gathered to protest. Surely this is an exception to the caring community spirit in Sklotopolis? Who who would slaughter these beautiful creatures.   One family found their precious pet, Stanley.  I was careful not to intrude on this private scene. Anyone with information should come forward and reveal what is happening to our seals, who can be behind this campaign.
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Post by tomservo on Jan 28, 2018 7:11:12 GMT
It's those people from Novus, coming over here on their alts. Liberty is a peaceful community. We live in harmony with nature and all of fo's creatures.
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Post by dordain on Jan 28, 2018 19:05:49 GMT
ROFL. Uh oh the seal lovers society is out in force. Next they shall storm the tower!
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Post by saintdoug on Jan 28, 2018 19:12:45 GMT
As a citizen of Liberty I have been appalled to hear the rumors of the rampant seal slaughter plaguing the island of late. This is the most egregious violation of the Animal Rights Act that I have ever witnessed. We as a whole must take a stand against this type of genocide before the floodgates open and the citizens of Novus begin decorating our streets with our own embalmed corpses!
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Post by tomservo on Jan 28, 2018 19:34:54 GMT
This is just clickbait. Fake news
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Post by elfin on Jan 29, 2018 21:23:50 GMT
Citizens of Haven have now officially banded together [09:42:58] <Ninetynine> Protesters Of Travesties against Seals (POTS) POTS
This group of Liberty citizens are calling for an enquiry. Apparently the slaughter is continuing.
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Post by dordain on Jan 30, 2018 0:12:48 GMT
After hearing the breaking news, I a concerned citizen of liberty had to make the long journey to see for myself. To my horror the slaughter has continued   Not even have the young have been spared from this monsters maul  Worry not citizens of Liberty! For from what I can see the protest will not stop until this monster is done away with. More shocking I have it on good authority that the seal slayer is now running an illegal still. Selling deadly booze to the locals and making the trolls act more strange than normal. We must stop this insanity. Join the protest today  Save the seals!! |
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Post by tomservo on Jan 30, 2018 0:29:26 GMT
Not related but WTS whisky
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Post by Wreck on Jan 30, 2018 2:00:13 GMT
Further Breaking News...  Obersvers from the newly form POW group sent us these pictures. Now the Champion seals are being added to this gruesome collection - is there no end to this vandalism? Rumours are that Tomservo, Mayor of Concrete Jungle is a person of interest. He will neither confirm or deny this.  Neighbours at Golden Bay vehemently denied knowing anything and spoke of building a HUGE wall between the deeds. |
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Post by dordain on Feb 1, 2018 20:32:26 GMT
Last evening I was enjoy several mugs of Liberty's finest ale when I was called to my deed gates to help an injured pilgrim. Being a kind person I ran to my gates with much haste. Suddenly I was clubbed from behind out of the shadows. When the red mist disappeared my corpse had disappeared. Early today my sources informed me that my corpse had turned up at the site of the seal troubles.  Upon taking in the entire scene things may be getting out of hand. Maybe it is time to call in the Liberty militia to end the fiends wicked ways once and for all!  Citizens of Liberty it is time to revolt against this menace or ship him off to Caza. Either one works! |
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Post by tomservo on Feb 4, 2018 6:34:37 GMT
Can't wait until panda bears are introduced
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Post by dordain on Feb 7, 2018 1:11:04 GMT
I just got this dispatch from our lead reporter Elfin! Seals everywhere are flocking to the new seal sanctuary that is currently under construction. The seals shall be saved!!!  |
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Post by dordain on Feb 7, 2018 23:26:39 GMT
Another urgent report from Elfin!! Today the wonderful Goldie has opened the seal sanctuary and as you can see with plenty of protection to keep the evil slayer and his volcanic minions at bay  Further updates on this situation as we get them!! *UPDATED* In case any of the villains think they will find the sanctuary an easy target. This highly trained and skill ballista crew says otherwise!  Don't be fooled by the orange helmets! Deadly though they may be, safety always comes first!!! |
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Post by amberly on Mar 7, 2018 21:11:02 GMT
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Post by tomservo on Mar 7, 2018 21:12:43 GMT
clearly photoshopped
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They have been caught RED HANDED!!
