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Post by redbox13 on Jan 6, 2018 0:48:04 GMT
I know, everybody is trying to sell their dirt. I am here to tell you, that their dirt, ain't got nothing on mine. My dirt started as sand, then I magically transformed it into dirt. Then back to sand, during that time, I did an incantation over the sand to make it better. Then I magically transformed it back into dirt. This dirt is thrice filtered, THRICE!!!!
I also have dirt that was dug from my exclusive clay, tar and peat pits. When I say exclusive I mean it. This is just about the most exclusive dirt you could possibly buy.
Now on to the best part. You might be saying, "I would pay 20c per dirt if it's this good" some of you are probably willing to pay even more. Heck, I was considering starting an auction, but I have so much of this exclusive thrice filtered dirt, that I would likely bankrupt the server. So, I vow to all of you, never to charge more than the market price for regular dirt!!!! Now you're probably saying, "this guy has lost his mind." I want to assure you, that, that happened LONG before I made this offer. LONG before.
But wait, there's more. If you order now, i can assure you that your dirt, will be personally cleaned, by my unpaid deed workers. They are very good at what they do. Not only do we have the most exclusive, thrice filtered dirt, it's also the cleanest.
In game I am Redboxseven, the seven is there to illustrate just how committed I am to the dirt trade.
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Jan 15, 2018 1:59:41 GMT
Post by lanmck on Jan 15, 2018 1:59:41 GMT
you should put the price of this amazing dirt so we know how cheap you are selling it for.
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Jan 15, 2018 6:44:21 GMT
Post by redbox13 on Jan 15, 2018 6:44:21 GMT
I know, everybody is trying to sell their dirt. I am here to tell you, that their dirt, ain't got nothing on mine. My dirt started as sand, then I magically transformed it into dirt. Then back to sand, during that time, I did an incantation over the sand to make it better. Then I magically transformed it back into dirt. This dirt is thrice filtered, THRICE!!!! I also have dirt that was dug from my exclusive clay, tar and peat pits. When I say exclusive I mean it. This is just about the most exclusive dirt you could possibly buy. Now on to the best part. You might be saying, "I would pay 20c per dirt if it's this good" some of you are probably willing to pay even more. Heck, I was considering starting an auction, but I have so much of this exclusive thrice filtered dirt, that I would likely bankrupt the server. So, I vow to all of you, never to charge more than the market price for regular dirt!!!! Now you're probably saying, "this guy has lost his mind." I want to assure you, that, that happened LONG before I made this offer. LONG before. But wait, there's more. If you order now, i can assure you that your dirt, will be personally cleaned, by my unpaid deed workers. They are very good at what they do. Not only do we have the most exclusive, thrice filtered dirt, it's also the cleanest. In game I am Redboxseven, the seven is there to illustrate just how committed I am to the dirt trade.
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Jan 15, 2018 6:44:40 GMT
Post by redbox13 on Jan 15, 2018 6:44:40 GMT
I hope that helps
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Jan 15, 2018 6:46:46 GMT
Post by redbox13 on Jan 15, 2018 6:46:46 GMT
you should put the price of this amazing dirt so we know how cheap you are selling it for. The going rate for dirt, as far as I know is 1s for 1k dirt. I will give bulk discounts, and if you pick up the dirt, I will also give you a bit of a break on the cost. I have about 30k dirt right now, and I am constantly making more.
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Jan 21, 2018 0:05:10 GMT
Post by lanmck on Jan 21, 2018 0:05:10 GMT
geez that's what you do in ur freetime
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Jan 22, 2018 1:07:54 GMT
taka likes this
Post by redbox13 on Jan 22, 2018 1:07:54 GMT
I have no free time. I am too busy digging
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