Post by danky on Feb 20, 2018 3:42:02 GMT
Welcome to McDankys. May I take your order?
I offer the highest quality food on Sklo, giving you the highest nutrition possible (97-98% on 99ql foods) second only to the julbord table itself. Thanks to the many hours spent learning the cooking system, I can make the food very affordable without sacrificing quality or CCFP. I also provide the best possible affinity drinks you'll ever see, giving a whopping 31 days of affinity time for a single sip!
You may shop for my foods at any local McDanky's, just head on over and pick out what you want. I try to keep the merchants topped off. Current locations include:
Liberty: South of Haven. Just use home teleport and walk on over!
Novus: Under construction!
When buying goods, please mind these wise words:
For affinity drinks -
Check back later, affinity drinks aren't available just yet. When they are, it will be VERY important to read this section!
For foods -
The drive thru merchant will sell keys with key (heh) information on them, this is;
1. The number representing the larder your food is in.
2. The type and quantity of food you are buying.
3. The date the food was created. I cannot stress the date enough, don't expired old food. If you buy something and it is damaged please PM me for a replacement.
Mind the snowballs in the larder. They're there to extend shelf life, please don't make me constantly have to refill those too.
The types of food I sell are:
- Cottage pies, long lasting food. Expiration is roughly 1 month after creation date.
- Champion horseburgers, what could this be? Coming soon!
- Barrels of broth (45kg), sealable for infinite lifespan. Coming soon! No expiration.
Archive of old post, in case it comes back one day
=Delicious Nutritious Deals= Highest nutrition foods. All 99ql!
|Cottage Pie||- 12c||5.00kgs||70+|
|Tasty Pasty||- 8c||3.24kgs||70+|
=Support Menu= Expensive food. Buy only if you wish.
|Horseburger & Chips||- 15c||5.20kgs||70+|
|Danky's Chocolate Eclair||- 15c||2.70kgs||70+|
=Affinity Specials= Stuff I will sell with an affinity of choice. See further below for explanation
|Affinity Punch||- 40c (2kgs, 31 days per 0.20kg sip!)|
- 6c (0.20kg flask)
=Warehouse= I supply a lot of my own stuff. As a result, I usually have too much!
|Danky's Passata||- 2c/kg (99ql+. Super stuff!)|
|Herbs & Spices||- 10c/100 (94+ql. Pick any combo of the 17 herbs and spices.)|
|Stock||- 50i/kg (98ql+)|
|Gravy||- 1c/kg (98ql+)|
|Wax Paper||- Free on single orders. (Meant for those without LMCs) 20i each otherwise. |
|Paper||- 10i / 70ql -- 25i / 84ql -- 40i / 90ql -- Anything higher on request.|
About affinity foods:
Affinity foods need to be carefully made for YOU, hence the pricing. If you haven't ordered an affinity meal from me before I will send you a taster, you will need to report back the resulting affinity before I can work on your order.
To get the most time out of your affinity, eat only one bite of the food when you don't have the affinity active! The timer stacks up poorly when you eat more.
Disclaimer: The only affinity you cannot request is Fighting, as it will not increase skill gain.
Prefer to stay fed without having to stock up or make an order every time you run out? Sign up for my 'Mealing List' and I'll send you 1 cottage pie every Monday for 10c. (Lets call it a loyalty discount)
To sign up you can either post here or just message me in game.